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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

09.06.2025 12:49

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

They put up a sign reading

Catatonics & High Colonics

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Everyone loved it.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Unacceptable again!

I want to have anal sex, but my wife refuses. What do I do?

Nuts and Butts

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Loons and Moons

When was the first time you felt discriminated against because you were female?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Next, they tried...

Can men enjoy receiving anal sex?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

So they tried

Cosmic Dawn with Nobel Laureate John Mather - NASA (.gov)

Minds and Behinds

So, the docs changed it to read

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

We've Finally Seen The Skyscraper Tsunami That Shook Earth For 9 Days - ScienceAlert

Freaks and Cheeks

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No way

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Just Forget it!

No go.

share office space ...

Why does a narcissist act like it's nothing when they hurt you?

Then came..

Still no good.

Thumbs down again.

What does Jesus mean in Revelation 3:3 when He states, "Wake up! Strengthen what remains and is about to die, for I have found your deeds unfinished in the sight of my God?"

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No, not a chance

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Did Obito ever fully redeem himself in everyone's eyes?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Still no good

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to